#2

This is a lil' something I came up with in the shower.

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My gaze was fixed on him. There he was, right across the embellished dining table. My eyes darted around the dining room to seek for assistance but everyone else was gone to God-knows-where. A low grunt escaped my mouth and I set my utensils onto my plate far too aggressively and stood up, causing a cringe-worthy sound from the chair screeching across the wooden floor. 

Without hesitation, I started towards him, a smug look formed on my face as I looked at him - pale and white as a ghost. Aha! I grabbed hold of him, crashing him against my lips. I felt the roughness of his complexion. After what seemed like forever, I pulled away, only to see the gravy that was once from the corners of mouth, now blanketing his white complexion. 

Napkin, you've served me well.

#1

I'm shaking my head in utmost humiliation after reading my first post on this blog, which not to mention is horribly written and slightly narcissistic. It terrified me even more when I realized that SOMEONE actually commented. Turns out it was my overly enthusiastic friend (yay).

So I deleted that post, saving me from further humiliation. Thus making this my (new and hopefully better) first post.

First things first, I do not expect anyone to read this for I will not publicize my blog on any other social platform. But if you're blog hopping and decide to read my posts then go ahead, everything I write is fundamentally for my own entertainment.

Now, before you judge my writing, I'm not very good at this. At least, I try to be. I'm awful at writing actually, especially when it comes to birthday wishes or any sort of wishes that exist that I'm obliged to come up with one for the sake of wishing. Usually after contemplating for seemingly an hour or so, I will eventually give up and go with the plain old "Happy Birthday!". And that's about it.

As you can already tell, I have the tendency to ramble and have a fleeting attention span. So my posts can start off with a controversy to something trivial, and at the next paragraph you'll probably see me trying very, VERY hard to crack a sex joke. This is why I can't think of an appropriate title for this, hence I'll just name it with the oh-so-creative #1.